Okay so sorry to say that I don't want to do this word stuff anymore... I'm going to do something new... Reading the dictionary twice, and whoever does it first will be the winner of a lovely box of Favourites (chocolate)... JUST KIDDING and by the way even if you do read the dictionary twice I'm not going to give you Favourites.
Anywho I need to replace the words with something and sorry if I'm copying anyone I want to do jokes for a little while so here is your first joke:
Indian guy: "You know why those fancy pancy Americans think they're so fancy... because they were the first ones to land on the moon. But you know where Indians will land first... the Sun!"
Other guy: "Dude if you go near the sun you'll disintegrate"
Indian guy: "That's why we wear fire-proof turban, suit and shoes"
Other guy: "Doesn't matter what you're wearing you'll disintegrate"
Indian guy: "That's where plan B comes in"
Other guy: "Whats plan B?"
Indian guy: "We go when its... night time!"
Sorry if this is so funny your stomach starts to hurt. So share this joke with your family and spread the laughter!
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